Everyone knows chicks dig guys with an intimate knowledge of foreign policy issues. And everyone also knows that chicks go wild for cheesy pick-up lines.
So if you’re heading out to an international defense and diplomacy conference tonight and want to mack on some ladies, take these 10 foreign policy pick-up lines along for the ride and get bitches wetter than the melting polar ice caps:
1. Damn girl, you’re so hot you’re more than likely responsible for the 5 million deaths per year that result from climate change and a warming planet.
2. Hey baby, are you Iran’s uranium enrichment program? ‘Cause you’re the bomb!
3. Hey girl, let’s go back to my place and discuss methods to solve the Eurozone debt crisis because I’ve got some pro-growth policies we can talk about all night long.
4. Are you an Oil Refinery Plant in Southeast China? Because you take my breath away!
5. If you stood in front of a mirror and held 11 diamonds produced by child slaves in Sierra Leone you’d see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
6. You must be an air raid ordered on Aleppo by the Syrian government because you just blew me away.
7. Damn baby, you’ve got me feeling like a Sunni Muslim district in Baghdad because I’m about to explode!
8. The U.S. Congress should use YOU to avoid the fiscal cliff, because you’re stimulating my fiscal package right now.
9. Are you the National Defense Authorization Act? Because you’ve indefinitely detained my heart!
10. If you were Afghanistan and I was the United States, I’d never pullout.